1. Letter to the Gym

    Gym,

    I know that our relationships been a bit rocky these past few days!
    I know that neither of us have seen each other as much as we might like… And that this withdrawal has left us both edgy and stressed!

    I realize that it takes two to make a relationship, but I want to take full responsibility for this failure!

    I miss the way you make me feel!
    I miss the way you heat up my life!!
    I miss the way we look together!
    And I miss how, after we part, my happiness lasts the whole day through!

    I hope you can forgive me and that together we can work through this!!

    I love you & miss you!
    Your loyal mistress of sit-ups!

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